happy f***ing friday, metric motor freaks! even if it’s saturday by the time i finish this. i forgot something in yesterday’s thanksgiving post where i was thankful while being insulting to a lot of people i told to f*** off ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #63: a lone trombone against the storm
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Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #62: revolution and beer
first the beer: check out the beer booters bash pdq in socal. there will be giveaways from biltwell, zombie performance, hard luck, miller beer and more. plus bro love where nobody is grossed out by farting and sweaty armpit deodorant ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #61: babes with vintage bikes
first i want to thank kevin from vintage bike night york for sending the t-shirt. now for the babes. i got some of these pix from charlie harvin, a photographer and chronicler of vintage motorbikes, and his great, fun, and ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #60: methematics + ***** = bike bondage
yes. i spelled it that way on porpoise. there once was a man from nantucket. his d**k was vice president. at&t is either going to buy apple, or get bought by them in the next two years. as for the ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #59: nothing like wiping beer and tears from your face
i’ve been to oak ridge, knoxville, nashville, memphis, little rock, dallas, austin, houston, beaumont, baton rouge, new orleans, biloxi, mobile, jackson, meridian, birmingham, montgomery, pensacola, tallahassee, tampa, daytona, jacksonville, savannah, charleston, charlotte, asheville, atlanta, cincinatti, and mansfield/lexington. yes, that’s a ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #58: the pimp & ho tour, godfrey vintage, and the end of the world
well, motherf***ers, i made it. working off my philosophy of selective brain cell death means that now i am smarter than before. how so? well, when i drink and kill brain cells, i concentrate on killing brain cells that are ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #57: f*** royalty
or: how many people can i **** off today? ATTENTION: GRATUITOUS USE OF THE WORD F***. you might want to get drunk before continuing. remember, i warned you. at the risk of angering a lot of my british readers and ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #56: now with turbodog!
i did it. 40 days without a beer. 45, actually. i waited until today to drink my six pack of turbodog. bought some kicka*s speakers and woofer for my laptop and i’m rocking tunes, drinking beer, the windows are open, ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #55: power to renew or destroy
all right you metric motorbike mofos, it seems that fully one third of you, when asked what your favorite kind of bike is, choose “something different” and “i like ’em all.” for you i offer this: it’s made in canada, ...
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