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i’m liking facebook and the growth bikerMetric is experiencing. a year ago i’d spend ten hours a day reading and researching, trying to find the cool swap meet **** to share with you mofos. now people actually email me, or ...

the ho (aka: “the woman who inexplicably loves me”) and i will be at both of these events, so show up and hang with us. she is much more charming and beautiful than i am, trust me. we’ll be kicking ...

it’s been over a month since i thanked all the noobs. we’ve had 23 members click to follow bikerMetric in that time. it is the first of many regrettable decisions these folks will make. to begin, some music to set ...

i saw the poll. a good 30% of you wish i’d shut the f*** up about my ability to ride the countryside, meet bikers, bike builders, get drunk, get laid, and blab about it here. to those who wish i’d ...

motherf***ers: yes. that’s hackers getting into the fox news ticker in new york city. i am not the only one. you are not alone. remember that fun and games only go so far…   >> Get the best of bikerMetric ...

sometimes you have to let your babies go. such is the case with ralph’s 1979 cb650 cafe racer. yes, a cb650. not a lot of those out there. featured in the pages of cafe racer magazine issue #13 this past ...

bikerMetric has a new partner, Mr. Don Wood. Don is an old school biker dude who makes a kickass bedroll called the Gypsy Biker Bedroll, which has seen the most hardcore mofos through long road trips. Don often tells people ...

in my travels over the course of the past 18.5 months since i became the biggest metric motorbike blogger in the world (ha ha), i’ve met some dips**t dumba**es and some incredibly great people. one of those great ones is ...

blogger is a giant piece of giant f***ing s**t. after spending eight hours repairing broken image links in my interview pages thursday night, my followers/members disappeared. i saw 243 in my dashboard but when i clicked, there was nothing. i ...

here is another sweet chopper built by my man in oklahoma, shannon “shoe” gower from hotshoe customs. it’s a 1973 kawazaki z1 hotrod named fortune cookie and modeled after his infamous kz1000, bodacious. as always, shoe has done an incredible ...