for some reason dudes who build bikes email me. i ask them for exclusive rights to their build. they foolishly agree. then i drink their souls with satan and laugh as we watch re-runs of “dancing with the stars,” cursing ...
Read More »honda gl1000 gold wing rat bobber from canada, eh?
on tuesday, november 8, a member of our little bikerMetric facebook group posted a photo of a gnarly honda gl1000 gold wing bobber called “el guapo.” because i love rat bikes that show creativity, immediately i sought out the builder. ...
Read More »backstreet buckets
the saints don’t play until tomorrow night and i’ve got a logo to design for a client, so i thought i’d re-pay the favor backstreet buckets paid me a few months ago and throw up some stuff from that site. ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #64: oblique
happy f***ing friday, metric motor freaks! even if it’s saturday by the time i finish this. i forgot something in yesterday’s thanksgiving post where i was thankful while being insulting to a lot of people i told to f*** off ...
Read More »freedom or death machine rebuild | post #3
THANKSGIVING i am about to drink beer and watch football with some friends as the woman who inexplicably loves me makes the giant turkey day spread she is famous for. because it’s thanksgiving the proper thing to do is to ...
Read More »etching available for fat-fingered wanks by helrich custom cycles
do you have a little garage operation and are contemplating a new and unique way to get your company brand or logo on your bikes? helrich custom cycles may have the solution for you. jenn (aka: hot asian slave labor ...
Read More »barhopper challenge and matt machine vids
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Read More »the bikerMetric cheapoChallenge
to commemorate bikerMetric’s second birthday, and after much discussion with the bM facebook group, it’s been determined that there should be a contest much like san francisco’s dirtbag challenge, but as an online thingy. please do not get all tweaked ...
Read More »new orleans history
a rainy morning. a sunny afternoon. the death that brings life that brings freedom. that liberates the soul from mundane thoughts of machinery and drugs and threats. taken two and one-half months ago on land that is now known as ...
Read More »motorized bicycles | sportsman flyer company
the sportsman flyer company started as pat dolan’s hobby. having built and collected cars and bicycles for years, he always wanted to add an old schwinn whizzer to his collection. while seeking the right bike he started noticing motorized bicycles ...
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