bikerMetric custom metric bobbers, choppers, and cafe racers by honda, yamaha, kawaski, and suzuki

in my travels over the course of the past 18.5 months since i became the biggest metric motorbike blogger in the world (ha ha), i’ve met some dips**t dumba**es and some incredibly great people. one of those great ones is ...

blogger is a giant piece of giant f***ing s**t. after spending eight hours repairing broken image links in my interview pages thursday night, my followers/members disappeared. i saw 243 in my dashboard but when i clicked, there was nothing. i ...

here is another sweet chopper built by my man in oklahoma, shannon “shoe” gower from hotshoe customs. it’s a 1973 kawazaki z1 hotrod named fortune cookie and modeled after his infamous kz1000, bodacious. as always, shoe has done an incredible ...

got a couple emails with a bunch of info and pix of two bikes from daniel at xtreme bikes magazine from spain ten days ago. one of the bikes has been here before, but at the time i offered only ...

all right mofos, i promised the tale of the scariest strip club i’ve ever wandered into. as you are aware, the the bikerMetric Pimp & Ho Tour #1 took a trip through the south. the days of the week mean ...

yo, mofos. it looks like the the bikerMetric Pimp & Ho Tour will be continuing. we’re heading out of new orleans and will be back in austin where i’ll tip a few with bM friend and follower austntexan for a ...

while i am bummed out that the rapture didn’t happen (it never will, suckers) because i had big plans to do some looting, it’s time to get back to business. the ho and i spent a day with eric nemzer, ...

well, motherf***ers, i made it. working off my philosophy of selective brain cell death means that now i am smarter than before. how so? well, when i drink and kill brain cells, i concentrate on killing brain cells that are ...

hey metric mofos. please accept my apologies for the site being a bit stale as i am tripping through the south with the best girl in the world. look for regular updates to start again tomorrow with more pix and ...

[NOTE: this was posted on may 12. why it appears on the 19th all of a sudden is only more proof that blogger is a giant piece of f***ing s**t. some day bikerMetric will re-launch on wordpress and the new ...