Now we know why Jews don’t eat pork and all Boy Scouts are white.
Hey! I like the Old Testament! Especially this part:
for i know the plans i have for you,” declares your ***, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and i will listen to you. you will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart. i will be found by you,” declares your ***, “and will bring you back from captivity.”
Take that, Hitler!
You want in my country? Work for less money and make my life easier. Then send all your wages back to Mexico to feed your huge Catholic families who fear birth control. Yeah. And go to the emergency room when you get a cough. And buy flame stickers for your Ford truck. And have no idea how to speak American when you were born in California. And shop at Walmart all the f***ing time, every day, slowly, you’re gonna turn left, slower, slower….
Now spell “constitution.” No. Not the farty kind.
Stupid skinless wieners. All the vitamins are gone now.
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