cool stuff! usually i don’t know where friday’s post of cool stuff is going to go. the plan often follows in this manner: 1. wake up around noon 2. drink coffee, read news, f**k off in facebook, text with my ...
Read More »flogging nubile groovies
a few days ago i was trying to score a ton of new bikerMetric members so i hit flakebook and asked the 230+ members on our page there to come over to the dark side and become a member/follower here. ...
Read More »*** and death for the president
and now for something that looks like an erect *****. what’s up with brit motors and penises? here’s a diagram of a 1909 triumph single: oh. and the *** and death for the president? that’s from a poem i wrote ...
Read More »machine-13 | garage builder and artist
This weekend i was browsing the blogs and came across a slick Honda Rebel brat bobber built by some dude named is Zack Taylor from Phoenix. I visited his site and shot him an email to see if he’s like ...
Read More »the one motorcycle show tonight in portland
bM reader len sent me a link this morning about an event in portland, oregon tonight: there will be over 50 vintage to modern custom motorcycles from top-of-the-line race bikes to a steam bike, and everything in between. metrics, british, ...
Read More »new guys new guys… what rhymes with new guys? blue eyes? no that’s sounds a bit too white power. glue hives? yeah! new guys new guys motherf***ing glue hives!
once again, i tip my derby hat to my readers. you guys made a big impact with the “the bad hub i sold you isn’t my problem” post. it was the first instance of bikerMetric activism in our short history. ...
Read More »sunday is funday #2: artsy stuff
i have a folder called “stuff to use” where i find things either on my hard drive or on the web that have little to no information but which i’d like to share here. i think that’s what i’ll do ...
Read More »little red riding hood
“little red riding hood” by sam the sham and the pharoahs, 1966: “the wolf” by britt madding: Get the best of bikerMetric directly in your inbox, once a week, every week. [wysija_form id="1"]
Read More »last week’s poll results
things i like about biker blogs (in order of popularity): THE SHORT STORY: i’m going to do what please anyway. THE LONG STORY: bobbers: 32 (55%) babes: 28 (48%) cafe racers: 26 (44%) this is pretty much as i figured. ...
Read More »whew…
killer day. do you know how much a can of cafe du monde coffee costs in freaking knoxville? [doh! top secret location approximately disclosed!] thirteen bucks! at some f***ing “organic” market where the kids wear fur and the adults have ...
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