After I took this photo, we talked. She was sweet. Later, I poured beer on her **** and put a pretzel in her mouth. Then came the German sausage. >> Get the best of bikerMetric directly in your inbox, ...
Read More »zodiac vintage motorcycle helmet
All right gentlemen, here is another lesson from The bikerMetric School for the Babeologically Challenged: BUY THIS HELMET. Dudes. Seriously. Chicks that dig astrology are 90% guaranteed to have a tramp stamp. You know what that means. If you don’t, ...
Read More »1971 triumph bonneville bobber by helrich custom cycles
A bike like this is for sale on eBay right now. Pictured here is a 1971 Trump Bonnie built by Dave Helrich of Helrich Custom Cycles in Tempe, AZ. It’s Dave’s “Standard Streetfighter” package. The bike you buy could be ...
Read More »austin texas metric bobber and chopper dudes
there are no good austin metric bobber and chopper dudes. i was mistaken when i posted links to a few in early october of 2010. please accept my apologies. here’s a babe on a custom honda inline twin. Get the ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #32: ultimate camel enema
It’s been six weeks since a cool stuff post. Between the madness I incited within my life four weeks ago and just being really busy with freelance graphic design and writing gigs (thanks Jon and Uwe), friday’s post of cool ...
Read More »steve mcqueen bullitt car chase scene, angelina jolie, and triumph bikes
It’s Bullitt Theme Week on bikerMetric. First I put up my modified Japanese Bullitt poster background, then coincidentally discovered Chad Hodge’s “Bullitt” helmet, and while YouTubing for cool stuff to post, was reminded of this iconic car chase scene filmed ...
Read More »pinball pinups
There’s a calendar with 12 pix like this and better/worse. It says the party is tonight but it’s all weekend long at that address. Pinball machines. Chicks in bondage. What? You want chicken and waffles? It’s ATX, mofos. Dream and ...
Read More »honda cb400 super sport day + club du mamelon | joe pizza reporting:
It’s Honda CB400 day here at bikerMetric, where we do whatever we want to. This CB400 rat was built by Corpses From ****. Click that link to see more pix and read a little about the build. + + ...
Read More »t&a thursday
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Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #30: brought to you by the unobtainable space woman from the planet honda
The internet is such a wealth of accidentalism. Yes, I just invented that word. Whilst surfing random links, a metaphor for the choices we make in life, I found this: Seven years ago Honda introduced that bike, the Solo, a ...
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