and the motorcycle goes “vroom.” that motorbike is something to smile about. i’ve never heard a cafe racer sound like dime city’s new cb400/466 cafe racer does. it was all i could do to not call the nearby strip club ...
Read More »mobile, motorbikes and beer
went out last night with bikerMetric reader mike bailey for beer and blabbing about bikes. i think i did most of the blabbing. we hit an irish pub called callaghan’s and had one great bartender and one crappy one. it ...
Read More »the travels of don wood: win a free bedroll in iowa
got a transmission from the don wood outpost out there somewhere, traveling through the digital wires and radio waves. seems he’s been shanghaied by pirates. arr! for those of you that wonder how a man who creates the baddest biker ...
Read More »23 freaky nipple garglers
it’s been over a month since i thanked all the noobs. we’ve had 23 members click to follow bikerMetric in that time. it is the first of many regrettable decisions these folks will make. to begin, some music to set ...
Read More »reader rides | jeff olsen’s 1979 kawasaki kz750
in my travels over the course of the past 18.5 months since i became the biggest metric motorbike blogger in the world (ha ha), i’ve met some dips**t dumba**es and some incredibly great people. one of those great ones is ...
Read More »the pimp & ho tour: scary strippers and cheap beer in biloxi
all right mofos, i promised the tale of the scariest strip club i’ve ever wandered into. as you are aware, the the bikerMetric Pimp & Ho Tour #1 took a trip through the south. the days of the week mean ...
Read More »hanging out in a garage
while i am bummed out that the rapture didn’t happen (it never will, suckers) because i had big plans to do some looting, it’s time to get back to business. the ho and i spent a day with eric nemzer, ...
Read More »new website for some dude in the sticks
i take eric for granted sometimes. he gave me what was probably a lot of money to help him get out there and get noticed. i don’t check out his blog very often, i just told him he needed one ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #56: now with turbodog!
i did it. 40 days without a beer. 45, actually. i waited until today to drink my six pack of turbodog. bought some kicka*s speakers and woofer for my laptop and i’m rocking tunes, drinking beer, the windows are open, ...
Read More »bike show in tampa coming up
all right you posers. she’s lonely. she needs yer lovin’. she needs to be shown off. use her for a chance at 15 minutes of fame: meet indigo | now with 36dd’s! there’s a big ol’ bash ’bout to happen ...
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