All right, ladies and gentlemen. It’s time to go back to our regularly-scheduled programming of beer-soaked articles and interviews about old school metric bobbers, choppers, and cafes. If anybody is interested in contributing to bikerMetric, email me and give me ...
Read More »atlas vs. *** motherf****rs
she was dreaming and woke wiping her tears he slept next to her snoring the dog was panting good morning as the man came alive he dreamt of gorgeous women running naked dreamt of grand and spectacular things unspoken he ...
Read More »welcome new flipping nibble gyrators
does the f come before the n? i do not know. f***ing new guys or new f***ing guys? whatever. it’s that time of the month again. time to welcome the noobs, the *****, and the suckers who clicked the wrong ...
Read More »DISOBEY
yesterday was the birthday of william s. burroughs, who is one of my favorite authors/madmen, and i thought i’d share a bit about him and remind everybody that those who obey voted for obama. once a poor “citizen artist,” shepard fairey ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #69: still operating pirate ambulances
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Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #63: a lone trombone against the storm
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Read More »the equality of destruction and prayer
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Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #62: revolution and beer
first the beer: check out the beer booters bash pdq in socal. there will be giveaways from biltwell, zombie performance, hard luck, miller beer and more. plus bro love where nobody is grossed out by farting and sweaty armpit deodorant ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #60: methematics + ***** = bike bondage
yes. i spelled it that way on porpoise. there once was a man from nantucket. his d**k was vice president. at&t is either going to buy apple, or get bought by them in the next two years. as for the ...
Read More »bM logo etching by jenn maa
received a nifty present in the mail yesterday. jenn maa from helrich custom cycles is learning how to etch/engrave stuff and generously offered to do a little brass piece of the winged bikerMetric logo. we’re going to bend it a ...
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