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Um…. Friday is June 11th. Yeah. Not the 10th. I think it was the beer or maybe people patting me on the back which filled me with such extreme dumbassedness. Stupid people. F**k off. Come back tomorrow! Click it and ...

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Do you like beer and motorbikes? How about killer brews from Austin’s own Independence Brewery? Do garage-built metric choppers, bobbers, and cafe racers make you tingle in inappropriate places? Do you like drunk chicks with tattoos on their big ****? ...

This was written and published on Bikernet in September, but since I’m slammed, it’s easy to cut-n-paste it for the enjoyment of all you bikerMetric readers. I met Justin Kell like I meet a lot of people, in the evening ...

Don’t noboby know my troubles with ***. White people so racist. North and South gotta get along. Remember, it’s **** *** Month and your motorcycle needs lovin’, too. Don’t let covert government agencies manipulate you into thinking like they want ...

Surfing the ‘net tonight and found a nifty 1972 350cc Royal Enfield Model-B for sale for only $3,800 dollars, including shipping, from India. Yes. It’s in India. If Royal Enfields were my thing, I’d snag this puppy faster than an ...

Thanks for all the votes so far. 35% of you like hot rods. This is what you get. I like rat rods. Witness the awesome power of that old sedan with my artistic impressions of ***, death, astrology and tails. ...

The Jesus of the future might look like this and he’ll love you… …for dinner! Happy Friday! Get the best of bikerMetric directly in your inbox, once a week, every week. [wysija_form id="1"]