In friday’s post of cool stuff #49, Trent laid out how he goes about writing these posts: He wakes up, texts his girlfriend to make sure her **** are still symmetrical, putzes around on the internet, drinks, writes, drinks, kills bankers, ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #84: pipes and the hucking foo
saturday now. it happens. having been inspired by a kindred spirit i ask you all, how can you say one thing and do another? in 1963, the muppets were booked for a guest spot on the jack paar program which ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #82: shocking!
jesus and bikers and motorcycles and beer and boobies and a honda cb750. thanks for coming by. perverts. Get the best of bikerMetric directly in your inbox, once a week, every week. [wysija_form id="1"]
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #81: moving on
it is american craft beer week, and i am drinking T U R B O D O G. i cannot afford it, but in support of good beer, and getting sick of olde english, i have no choice. which leads ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #80: bikerMetric’s 2012 presidential candidate endorsement
some of you come here for the bikes. some for the babes. some just to see what crazy thing i might toss up. this 80th post of cool stuff is none of those. it’s serious. this is for those of ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff # 78 | your *** thinks i’ve been a bad boy
for once on a friday’s post of cool stuff i’ll start with a cool bike instead of ranting about how we are not free, you are all dumbass lackeys, and i’m finding it hard to kill you all (except the ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #77: win custom bikerMetric footpegs
like this: these are very first pair of bikerMetric footpegs. there’s an aluminum peg and a sleeve with a spiderweb design on it that attaches with one allen-style bolt. this week we are coming out with a ton of these ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #74 | things to amuse you: part 1
arpad got his stickers. he’s a little young to be playing around on bikerMetric, but hey, who am i to judge. i bet he s***s on ******* all day like we all want to. isn’t there a greek “myth” about ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #72: giant sale! cameras! bicycles! gas masks! everything must go!
i’d only call the upcoming video “cool” because it will relieve many of you of the government-fabricated lie that terrorist “sleeper cells” with “dirty bombs” are lurking in your city. the real terrorists are our governments, trying to control us ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #71: revocyclewaterflight
that better be a yamaha motorcycle! f*** yeah, it’s a yamaha motorcycle! dig this vid from bikerMetric friend and supporter tail end customs in houston. josh at tail end also makes our high-quality vinyl stickers and a bunch just arrived ...
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