Tag Archives: cool stuff

First the shout-outs: #1.  New Guy Alert: thekatros. Thanks, man. #2.  New York City. You dudes hit bikerMetric up more than any city in the world and visited way over 200 times in the past month. From Staten Island to ...

What’s cool is Confederate is moving back to New Orleans. Yes, I know this isn’t a metric builder but New Orleans has something no other city has and my history there demands that I go on. Can’t help it. New ...

“I’ll stab you in the face!” Not really. That was a drunk in the street this afternoon. We were drinking, too. He was yelling at nobody on the corner as I was walking by with the woman who inexplicably loves ...

I apologize for the tardiness of this Friday’s Post of Cool Stuff. Sometimes a guy has to take his woman out to drink beer.  She likes Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. Here is a photo of ***’s hair dryer, stolen to ...

Seriously. Where IS the babe? Where did all the babes go? Are all you guys chronically single guys? Do you need assistance in scoring babes? If so, you’ve come to the right place! NOW OPEN: The bikerMetric School for the ...

Starting this post with the symbol of wholeness, transformation, balance, and self-sufficiency was a good idea, I thought, believing those are concepts bikerMetric readers would understand and appreciate. I’m just a beer drinking biker poet with Adobe CS4. OFFENSIVE JOKE ...

Don’t noboby know my troubles with ***. White people so racist. North and South gotta get along. Remember, it’s **** *** Month and your motorcycle needs lovin’, too. Don’t let covert government agencies manipulate you into thinking like they want ...

Surfing the ‘net tonight and found a nifty 1972 350cc Royal Enfield Model-B for sale for only $3,800 dollars, including shipping, from India. Yes. It’s in India. If Royal Enfields were my thing, I’d snag this puppy faster than an ...

Wow! How rad is this? Just messing with you guys. This bike is an illustration of everything bikerMetric is not. The bikes we profile here don’t look like they were crapped out by a Borg. They’re rideable and affordable. This ...

What’s alternative to alternative? In case you forgot. I just want to give her a big hug. Then I’d _________ her with a wax voodoo doll and a glass _________ stolen from a crazy neighbor’s basement as we _________. I’d ...