i’d only call the upcoming video “cool” because it will relieve many of you of the government-fabricated lie that terrorist “sleeper cells” with “dirty bombs” are lurking in your city. the real terrorists are our governments, trying to control us ...
Read More »the pimp & ho tour: scary strippers and cheap beer in biloxi
all right mofos, i promised the tale of the scariest strip club i’ve ever wandered into. as you are aware, the the bikerMetric Pimp & Ho Tour #1 took a trip through the south. the days of the week mean ...
Read More »hanging out in a garage
while i am bummed out that the rapture didn’t happen (it never will, suckers) because i had big plans to do some looting, it’s time to get back to business. the ho and i spent a day with eric nemzer, ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #56: now with turbodog!
i did it. 40 days without a beer. 45, actually. i waited until today to drink my six pack of turbodog. bought some kicka*s speakers and woofer for my laptop and i’m rocking tunes, drinking beer, the windows are open, ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff #44: gone to the punk rock dogs
well, it’s that time of year again. time when you realize your new year resolutions have bit the dust like a drunken trip over a hay bale at gtp’s, and mad poet trent convinces some poor sucker to build a ...
Read More »it’s the last day of american beer month…
… and nobody told me! ****. I’ve really lost my touch. Not that I’d have drank more beer, but I’d have probably sought out more brews to taste beyond the standard six or so I enjoy regularly. So here are ...
Read More »friday’s post of cool stuff postponed: too many serious things like the bikerMetric "FREEDOM OR DEATH MACHINE" project
Drank beer with local leather man Matt yesterday afternoon. He’s going to help with the XS650 bobber build I’m trying to complete by June 11 for the ROT rally here in Austin. He’ll be doing the leather work and we’ll ...
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